Roadkill ones don't count mind :p

It's like the 'ever seen a baby pigeon?' question. We know they exist but whose ever seen one?

I walk through the park every morning and I'm surrounded by squirrels jumping about and climbing trees, there's tonnes of 'em, however despite the masses, I have yet to chance upon one toe up in the grass dead as a doornail.

Where do squirrels go to die?

Perhaps maybe....they don't die!?!?!? Squirrels could be the fountain of youth!

I'm thinking an experiment in squirrel blood drinking is in order!