Could be a dodgy movie with Samuel L Jackson with a title like that. Anyhoo, how ace was it when a dog walked onto the playground at school when you was a kid?
Dinner ladies would move in like a SWAT team and scream at you to leave it alone as you didn't know where it had been. Who cared about where it had been, it was here now on my playground! It must want to play, such is the nature of a playground!
But oh no, the law of lunchtime would scuttle over and shoo it off the playground.
Kids see dogs everyday, but the sudden rush of adrenalin you got when you saw one on the playground was immense. "WOAH A DOG!" It was like someone breaking INTO prison to see their mates. It was here to share our pain of the realisation that it was an afternoon of maths after lunch.
The poor dog though. What must of been going through his mind "LOOK I JUST WANT A TREE TO PISS AGAINST AND A BISCUIT, LEAVE ME ALONE! I LIKE BEING PETTED, JUST NOT BY 200 PEOPLE AT ONE TIME! YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT!" He wandered through in a complete daze, not being able to comprehend the mass affection off an army of kids, interlaced with hatred and venom from the dinner ladies. It's like how a footballer or rock star must feel. Adored by many, but he knows that out there, amongst the faces looking back at him, there's a few he's shagged and not called back. Not that I was ever sexually molested by a dog at school, but you get the idea.
I hope.
